GOP Will Save Climate By Painting Smokestacks Green, Hoping Everybody Fooled You can't fix anything with recycled bullshit. Doktor Zoom Environment 10 Feb 2020
Australia On F*ckfire Government says this is no time to talk about climate. Have some respect for all the koalas that died. Doktor Zoom Environment 02 Jan 2020
Yr Wonkette Says Only Good Things About The Dead. David Koch Is Dead. Good. In which we speak ill of the dead. He earned it. Doktor Zoom Class War 23 Aug 2019
Florida (Congress) Man Gonna Sniff These Bath Salts And Argue About Climate Change He seems fun. Doktor Zoom Science 07 Aug 2019
Meet Trump's New Climate Policy Guy: This F*cking Lunatic 'The demonization of carbon dioxide is just like the demonization of the poor Jews under Hitler'? Oh. Doktor Zoom Science 21 Feb 2019
Trump's NASA Administrator Brings Fresh New 'No Science' Agenda To Space Agency Appointees to scientific posts used to know some science, but now we're Great Again, so no need. Doktor Zoom News 20 Apr 2018
National Park Head In BIG TROUBLE With Ryan Zinke For Saying Climate Science Facts Out Loud Ryan Zinke has just about had it with those Joshua tree huggers in the national parks. Doktor Zoom News 18 Dec 2017
World Tells Trump To Stuff 'Clean Coal' Up His Carbon Chute (We Are Talking About His Ass) Stupid Europe and the rest of the world won't buy coal because they hate our freedom and respiratory diseases. Doktor Zoom News 14 Nov 2017
Ted Cruz Positively Outraged That The Government Would Interfere With His Reproductive Rights Feminininism
Rand Paul Thinks YouTube Has Some Obligation To Torture Its Users With Clips Of Him Speaking Impeachment
Florida Man May Refuse Dialysis If He Can't Bring Cardboard Cutout Of Trump With Him For Emotional Support Trump
Economist Suggests Infecting A Ton Of People With Coronavirus In Order To Help People With Coronavirus Healthcare
