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Media Loathed Hillary So Much They Forgot She Was Running Against Donald Trump

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These people think they are morally superior to the rest of us.

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Donald Trump's 'Approval Rating' Not The Smallest One America Has Ever Seen, But ... Uh ... LOL!

Trump is less popular than George W. Bush during Katrina, anal fissures and Comcast. #WINNING

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TrumpCare 2.0: Shut Up And Eat It! Wonkagenda For Tues., March 21, 2017

The House unveils TrumpCare 2.0, Jeff Sessions tries to scare sanctuary cities, and Tomi Laharen gets hit with the ban hammer! Your morning news brief!

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Do Not Ridicule That Lady Who Regrets Voting For Trump

We need all the help we can get to stop Trump, y'all. Let's not be total dicks!

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YOU HAVE HURT KELLYANNE CONWAY'S FEELINGS!

It's UNFAIR AND MEAN to point out that she ran a racist campaign, even though it's totally true.

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Alien Bigfoot Tells Sean Hannity About All The Lesbian Sexxx He Had With Hillary Clinton

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Pete Buttigieg, If You're Not Busy, This Nice Gentleman Has Some Questions About Butt-Play

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You Wouldn't Like Him When He's Nice. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct. 25, 2018

More bombs discovered, Trump blames the media (again), and zombie TrumpCare just won't die. Your morning news brief!

Media Loathed Hillary So Much They Forgot She Was Running Against Donald Trump

All the Trump news that was fit to ignore

Guess Roy Moore's Alabama Supporters Don't Mind Kid-Touchers All That Much

These people think they are morally superior to the rest of us.

Donald Trump's 'Approval Rating' Not The Smallest One America Has Ever Seen, But ... Uh ... LOL!

Trump is less popular than George W. Bush during Katrina, anal fissures and Comcast. #WINNING

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TrumpCare 2.0: Shut Up And Eat It! Wonkagenda For Tues., March 21, 2017

The House unveils TrumpCare 2.0, Jeff Sessions tries to scare sanctuary cities, and Tomi Laharen gets hit with the ban hammer! Your morning news brief!

Do Not Ridicule That Lady Who Regrets Voting For Trump

We need all the help we can get to stop Trump, y'all. Let's not be total dicks!

YOU HAVE HURT KELLYANNE CONWAY'S FEELINGS!

It's UNFAIR AND MEAN to point out that she ran a racist campaign, even though it's totally true.

Alien Bigfoot Tells Sean Hannity About All The Lesbian Sexxx He Had With Hillary Clinton

BREAKING SEXXX SCANDAL!!!!11!!!

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Pete Buttigieg, If You're Not Busy, This Nice Gentleman Has Some Questions About Butt-Play

Sorry Steve Mnuchin, What's 'Illegal' Is YOUR FACE

Border Patriot Made Up Cancer Boy, Stole Truck, Told Copper 'I Am America'

Alabama Republicans Too Stupid To Know Infanticide Is Already Illegal

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Brett Kavanaugh Just Made Susan Collins A Liar

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