Your Next President Trusts Wikileaks A Lot More Than Dumb Old 'Intelligence' Agencies

Donald Trump isn't going to take any guff from American intelligence agencies. He's, like, really smart.

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Julian Assange Knows Who Is To Blame For Trump Victory: 'Not Julian Assange'

Pasty egomaniac says what?

Hillary Clinton Unleashes Comcast-Level Attack On Julian Assange

Julian Assange woke up Monday morning with no internets, AWWWWWWWWW.

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Donald Trump Will Love Vladimir Putin Forever And Ever, And You Can't Stop Him!

Surprise, the Trump campaign is now doubling-down on licking Putin's sack, because obviously that's what America wants to hear.