A Brief Update On Donald Trump Jr. Begging His Mom To Write A Note Excusing Him From 'Senate'

This is surely the face of an innocent man.

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Why Is President ToddlerSh*ts McSad Having A Meltdown Today?

Oh, why ISN'T he? Perhaps that is a better question.

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President Grandpa, Would You RELAX? Dems Will Never Stop Investigating You, And Your Whining Is Pathetic

It's just getting tiresome at this point.

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All Right, Coffee Prick, That'll Be Enough From You

Everybody hates Howard Schultz, thinks he should fix himself a nice venti mocha with a double shot of WORMS and POOP.

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Russia Fool America Once ... Can't Get Fooled Again!

The shit Russia just tried to pull to discredit the Robert Mueller investigation was literally the same play they ran on Hillary Clinton. But it didn't work this time!

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Trump-Russia Suspects To Bob Mueller: This Is A Citizen's Arrest! Or A Hallucination. Same Diff.

Jerome Corsi and Larry Klayman, have you taken anything that might be impeding your judgment?

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Jerome Corsi, It's Your Time In Bobby Mueller's Barrel!

Probably should have acid-washed those emails to Roger Stone!

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New York Times Just Published A HOLY SHIT WOW Story On The Trump-Russia Conspiracy, So That's Unlike Them!

IS OUR NEW YORK TIMES LEARNING?

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Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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A Brief Update On Donald Trump Jr. Begging His Mom To Write A Note Excusing Him From 'Senate'

This is surely the face of an innocent man.

Why Is President ToddlerSh*ts McSad Having A Meltdown Today?

Oh, why ISN'T he? Perhaps that is a better question.

All Right, Coffee Prick, That'll Be Enough From You

Everybody hates Howard Schultz, thinks he should fix himself a nice venti mocha with a double shot of WORMS and POOP.

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

Russia Fool America Once ... Can't Get Fooled Again!

The shit Russia just tried to pull to discredit the Robert Mueller investigation was literally the same play they ran on Hillary Clinton. But it didn't work this time!

Trump-Russia Suspects To Bob Mueller: This Is A Citizen's Arrest! Or A Hallucination. Same Diff.

Jerome Corsi and Larry Klayman, have you taken anything that might be impeding your judgment?

Jerome Corsi, It's Your Time In Bobby Mueller's Barrel!

Probably should have acid-washed those emails to Roger Stone!

New York Times Just Published A HOLY SHIT WOW Story On The Trump-Russia Conspiracy, So That's Unlike Them!

IS OUR NEW YORK TIMES LEARNING?

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

Oh No Nancy Pelosi Is Dying Of All The Things Hillary Clinton Died From Already!

Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!

Brett Kavanaugh Just Made Susan Collins A Liar

ENTIRE SENATE TELLS DONALD TRUMP TO GO EAT A F*CK