BAD NEWS: QAnon Demon Healer Says Biden Dead And Clintons Dead And Tom Hanks Dead And

Well, fiddlesticks. We liked ALL of them.

Conspiracy theories

George H. W. Bush Voting For Hillary Clinton, Like All Patriotic Americans

We thought he was just going to vote for her SECRETLY. Now the cat's out of the bag!

GOP Congressman Would Like To Do Some Texas Justice To Rapist Brock Turner. No, For Real.

Trigger warning, because this Republican might just make you cry. Or cheer. Or both.