Somebody's Going To Emergency, Manafort's Going To Jail. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 5, 2018

Paul Manafort has been making some phone calls, Sarah Huckabee Sanders gets caught lying (again), and Trump crowns himself king of sportsball. Your morning news brief.

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Trump kicks his trade war into gear, coal looks for a bailout, Louisiana restores voting rights to felons. Your morning news brief!

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Hannity Builds Million Dollar Housing Empire With Uncle Sam. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 23, 2018

Sean Hannity has some explaining to do, Trump calls Michael Cohen his bestest loyal stooge, and more Scott Pruitt money fuckery. Your morning news brief.

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They Break It, You Buy It. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 9, 2018

ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief!

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Trump Davos Speech Makes Him President In 3, 2, 1. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan., 26, 2018

Trump says big words to rich people, Paul Ryan steps on sick children, and a museum offers Trump a golden throne. Your morning newsbrief.

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It's Getting Hot In Herre! (Don't Take Off All Your Clothes.) Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 10, 2018

Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief.

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Trump Reminds Farmers They're White Like Him. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 9, 2018

Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.

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2017: The Year Trump Put The Planet In Its Place

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Somebody's Going To Emergency, Manafort's Going To Jail. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 5, 2018

Paul Manafort has been making some phone calls, Sarah Huckabee Sanders gets caught lying (again), and Trump crowns himself king of sportsball. Your morning news brief.

We Got Us A TRADE WAR! Wonkagenda For Fri., June 1, 2018

Trump kicks his trade war into gear, coal looks for a bailout, Louisiana restores voting rights to felons. Your morning news brief!

Hannity Builds Million Dollar Housing Empire With Uncle Sam. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 23, 2018

Sean Hannity has some explaining to do, Trump calls Michael Cohen his bestest loyal stooge, and more Scott Pruitt money fuckery. Your morning news brief.

They Break It, You Buy It. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 9, 2018

ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief!

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Trump Davos Speech Makes Him President In 3, 2, 1. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan., 26, 2018

Trump says big words to rich people, Paul Ryan steps on sick children, and a museum offers Trump a golden throne. Your morning newsbrief.

It's Getting Hot In Herre! (Don't Take Off All Your Clothes.) Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 10, 2018

Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief.

Trump Reminds Farmers They're White Like Him. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 9, 2018

Trump lies to farmers (again), the GOP keeps trying to kill Trump-Russia, and 'alt-right' trolls keep getting slapped down. Your morning news brief.

2017: The Year Trump Put The Planet In Its Place

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