Sad And Lonely Trump Misses His Old Wife-Beaty Friend Rob :(

WAAAAAAAAH, it's unfair that Rob Porter had to go away just because he beated all the wives.

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is The Real Victim Here!

Nasty woman!

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Get Ready For The Food Riots! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 13, 2018

Trump budget rips apart the social safety net, Betsy DeVos tells trans kids to go outside, and Darrell Issa might be banging some other Congressman's wife? Your morning news brief.

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Orrin Hatch Just Heartbroken Over How This Rob Porter Scandal Has Hurt Orrin Hatch

He seems more heartbroken for himself than the woman who got punched in the face.

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John Kelly YOU'RE FIRED! Watch, Day Three: Trump So Mad! Hope Hicks Such Idiot!

Maybe he can go live in the Big Brother house with Omarosa.

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