Dickhole Smegma-Face Jason Chaffetz Needs A Manners Lesson, And Wonkette Is Just The Blog To Give It To Him Come and listen to our gentle murmurs. Rebecca Schoenkopf News 24 Jan 2017
Donald Trump's Idiot Son Says Dad Won't Release Taxes, Because Then Everybody Could See His Taxes If you know the things, then you will know the things, and you cannot know the things, because you must not know the things. Evan Hurst News 15 Sep 2016
Did Colin Powell Lead Hillary Clinton Into Life Of Dirty Email Crime? MAYBE! This is all probably Hillary Clinton's fault somehow. Evan Hurst News 08 Sep 2016
Why Hillary Clinton Will Not Rot In Jail For Aggravated Emailing: Your Ultimate #Emails Wonksplainer Read this so you can explain How Things Work to your dumb right-wing uncle. Evan Hurst News 05 Jul 2016
CONFIRMED: Hillary Is Sleaziest Email Criminal Since Colin Powell Did Hillary do something wrong? Yeah. Did everybody else do something wrong too? Yeah. IS EVERYBODY SORRY FOR WHAT THEY DID? Evan Hurst News 25 May 2016
