Trump Prefers Defense Bills That Weren't Captured. Wonkagenda For Tuesday, August 14, 2018

Prosecution rests in Manafort case, Stephen Miller somehow gets creepier, and Trump/Omarosa still saying dumb shit. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump Forgot The Name 'White House.' Wonkagenda For Tues., April 3, 2018

Paul Manafort is under Mueller's magnifying glass, Scott Pruitt somehow gets even more sleazy, and good LORD Donald Trump is fuckin' dumb. Your morning news brief.

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Working Hard Or Hardly ... Eh, It's Trump, What Do You Want. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 28, 2017

Trump tries to take credit for Obama's legacy, Roy Moore about to officially lose (again), and Donald Trump is ... GOLFING??? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! Your morning news brief.

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Google Playing For The GOP. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 27, 2017

Google has MORE splaining to do, Republicans try to pee all over THE DOSSIER, and Mark Halperin is SUPER gross. Your morning news brief!

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Paul Ryan Pledged 'Kappa Delta Let Poor People Die' In College

It's good to have a dream. Unless it's an evil dream. Then that's just evil.

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Republicans Blow $1 Million On Attack Ad Yelling 'Nerrrd!!' At Dem House Candidate

This 'Star Wars' themed attack ad is little more than Bantha poodoo.

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Ivanka Trump's Unpaid Interns Want To Tell Other Interns How To Live Fabulously Poor

Ivanka Trump keeps domestic slaves to make her website look fancy.

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Hillary Clinton's Tech Plan Will Make All Your Kids Nerds

We told Dom to ding Hillary's plan where necessary. He gave it a blowjob instead. INTERNS!

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Caravan Bebes Finally Get Chance To Dance And Play

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Despite Trump's Slasher-Flick Attacks, Obamacare Still Undead!

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Trump Prefers Defense Bills That Weren't Captured. Wonkagenda For Tuesday, August 14, 2018

Prosecution rests in Manafort case, Stephen Miller somehow gets creepier, and Trump/Omarosa still saying dumb shit. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump Forgot The Name 'White House.' Wonkagenda For Tues., April 3, 2018

Paul Manafort is under Mueller's magnifying glass, Scott Pruitt somehow gets even more sleazy, and good LORD Donald Trump is fuckin' dumb. Your morning news brief.

Working Hard Or Hardly ... Eh, It's Trump, What Do You Want. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 28, 2017

Trump tries to take credit for Obama's legacy, Roy Moore about to officially lose (again), and Donald Trump is ... GOLFING??? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! Your morning news brief.

Google Playing For The GOP. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 27, 2017

Google has MORE splaining to do, Republicans try to pee all over THE DOSSIER, and Mark Halperin is SUPER gross. Your morning news brief!

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Paul Ryan Pledged 'Kappa Delta Let Poor People Die' In College

It's good to have a dream. Unless it's an evil dream. Then that's just evil.

Ivanka Trump's Unpaid Interns Want To Tell Other Interns How To Live Fabulously Poor

Ivanka Trump keeps domestic slaves to make her website look fancy.

Hillary Clinton's Tech Plan Will Make All Your Kids Nerds

We told Dom to ding Hillary's plan where necessary. He gave it a blowjob instead. INTERNS!

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Caravan Bebes Finally Get Chance To Dance And Play

Brian Kemp Whines Stacey Abrams Won't Excuse Him From Debate To Go Lick Trump's Balls

Very Serious Journalists Wonder What Would Trump Do, Asking For Jesus

Despite Trump's Slasher-Flick Attacks, Obamacare Still Undead!

Tomi Lahren v. Candace Owens Is The Z-List Celeb Beef You Didn't Know You Needed

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An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!

Very Special Judge Tells Paul Manafort And Giuliani To GTFOH

Peter Strzok Is A Fucking Badass. Let's Liveblog His All-Day Testimony!