Your 2017 Legislative Shitmuffin Of The Whole Entire Year Is DEVIN NUNES, COME ON DOWN AND SUCK IT!

Oh Devin Nunes, YOU EARNED IT. YOU REALLY, REALLY EARNED IT.

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The Year In The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Was Oh Who The Fuck Knows At This Point

LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD.

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Trump Rage-Bitching About James Comey Again, Because 'Fox & Friends' Told Him To

BREAKING NEWS: 'Fox & Friends' Still Controls President's Brain.

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Adam Schiff Ready To Cram His Giant Subpoenas Down Trump's Throat

How many dick jokes can you handle in one post?

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Trump Achieves Best Boner In Years Over CNN's Russia Story Fuckup

Regular Wonkette readers will not be surprised who at CNN fucked up this particular story.

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Oh My God, Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Souza Really IS That Stupid

Hardened criminal Dinesh D'Souza knows who has Street Smarts, and it is Donald Trump!

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Donald Trump Said A Fib About Having James Comey Tapes! Naughty Naughty!

What a little Pinocchio he is!

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Oh Hey, Donald Trump! You Are Under Investigation For Being A Dumb Justice-Obstructing Dick!

What's Trump supposed to do, NOT obstruct justice? COME ON!

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Swing And A HOLY SH*T! Acting Defense Sec Shanahan Out After SWEET JESUS!

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How We Doin' On That Green Energy Thing? Better Than You Might Expect!

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It's OK To Treat Trump Like A Russian Agent. The Pentagon Does.

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