White House Plan To Vanquish LYIN' COMEY Is They Don't Know Yet, Fuck It
Gotta wait to see what President JingleFarts tweets while he's sitting on the shitter!
12 Apr 2018
What In Goshdarn Tarnation Is About To Drop In The Trump-Russia Investigation?
All the players seem BIGLY SPOOKED right now. Is shit about to go down?
13 Sep 2017
SCANDAL! Comey Rigged Hillary Investigation Before She Could Even Confess To Aggravated Emailing!
Jesus Christ, this is stupid.
01 Sep 2017
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Shocking New Book Says Steve Bannon Is Asshole, Chris Christie Is Gross
Juicy summer reading for you!
18 Jul 2017
The Intercept Breaks Huge Russian Hacking Story, For Glenn Greenwald To Shit On
Russia got further in tampering with the 2016 election than we ever knew, and The Intercept, for some reason, GOT THE SCOOP!
06 Jun 2017
Did James Comey Screw Hillary Because Of A Dumb Russian Spam Email? WHOA IF TRUE!
Hope he didn't send a million dollars to a Nigerian prince too, like GEEZ.
25 May 2017
Trump's Own Spy Chiefs Refused To Murder FBI Investigation Into Trump. THANKS A LOT SPY CHIEFS (Really, Thanks!)
Is this obstruction of justice yet? When is it obstruction of justice?
23 May 2017
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