White House Plan To Vanquish LYIN' COMEY Is They Don't Know Yet, Fuck It Gotta wait to see what President JingleFarts tweets while he's sitting on the shitter! Evan Hurst News 12 Apr 2018
What In Goshdarn Tarnation Is About To Drop In The Trump-Russia Investigation? All the players seem BIGLY SPOOKED right now. Is shit about to go down? Evan Hurst News 13 Sep 2017
SCANDAL! Comey Rigged Hillary Investigation Before She Could Even Confess To Aggravated Emailing! Jesus Christ, this is stupid. Evan Hurst News 01 Sep 2017
Shocking New Book Says Steve Bannon Is Asshole, Chris Christie Is Gross Juicy summer reading for you! Evan Hurst News 18 Jul 2017
The Intercept Breaks Huge Russian Hacking Story, For Glenn Greenwald To Shit On Russia got further in tampering with the 2016 election than we ever knew, and The Intercept, for some reason, GOT THE SCOOP! Evan Hurst News 06 Jun 2017
Did James Comey Screw Hillary Because Of A Dumb Russian Spam Email? WHOA IF TRUE! Hope he didn't send a million dollars to a Nigerian prince too, like GEEZ. Evan Hurst News 25 May 2017
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
