James Comey Testifies At Trey Gowdy, Because 2016 WON'T F*CKING DIE

Friday's hearing transcript is out, and ... well goddamn!

Sounds Like All James Comey's FBI Buddies Have #TrumpSecrets To Tell Robert Mueller!

It looks like bunch of the FBI's top brass will be called to testify against Donald Trump in Robert Mueller's investigation! Uh oh!

Trump Rage-Bitching About James Comey Again, Because 'Fox & Friends' Told Him To

BREAKING NEWS: 'Fox & Friends' Still Controls President's Brain.

Trump Achieves Best Boner In Years Over CNN's Russia Story Fuckup

Regular Wonkette readers will not be surprised who at CNN fucked up this particular story.