'Like Air, I'll Rise.' Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 18, 2019 Trump says more racist stuff, Rand Paul is a cheap jerk, and kiwis cockblock penguins. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 18 Jul 2019
Wilbur Ross Giving Young Whippersnappers Masterclass In Being A Robber Don't be discouraged, young jedis! He's got years of practice under his belt. Liz Dye News 08 Aug 2018
Hannity Denies Denies Denies Denies. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 17, 2018 Hannity tries to splain his bromance with Michael Cohen, Trump strangles his Russian sanctions in their crib, and Ryan Zinke is a commander of geology! Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 17 Apr 2018
Trump's Iowa Supporters Dying Of Dumb-Gasms After Trump Says Something Dumb In Iowa Trump loves the poor people and the poorly educated people! But EW GROSS NO, they cannot work for him. Evan Hurst News 22 Jun 2017
Trump Commerce Secretary Delighted By Lack of Saudi Arabian Protesters. Because They're Dead Doktor Zoom News 22 May 2017
Mar-A-Lago Plutocrats Thrilled To Pieces With Missile Show Tearing People To Pieces Why is this in 'Variety' anyway? Oh, yeah. 'Entertainment.' Doktor Zoom News 02 May 2017
'Obama People' Hid Trump Russia Intel Under Couch Cushions, Behind Fridge, Just EVERYWHERE THANKS OBAMA! Evan Hurst News 02 Mar 2017
Team Of Evils: Meet The Latest Vulture Capitalists In Donald Trump's Cabinet! These plutocrats will help make America great for the common folks, after laying off and foreclosing on them. Doktor Zoom News 30 Nov 2016
