Man Of The People Tucker Carlson Being Very Populist About That Elitist Bitch Dr. Jill Biden Welcome to Obama's Dijon Mustard 2020, but shittier and all around grosser, if that is possible. Doktor Zoom Education 17 Dec 2020
Donald Trump: What Is 'College'? Thoughts on higher education from a man who's incapable of learning. Doktor Zoom News 30 Mar 2018
Idaho Lunatics Pretty Sure Proposed Community College Will Spread Book-Larnin', SHARIA LAW Not only are community colleges tyrannical, they might attract hordes of Muslims who'll do 'weird stuff.' Doktor Zoom News 20 Apr 2017
Cops Now Shooting Black People When Their Cars Break Down, Which Makes All Kinds Of Sense In addition to fearing being shot during traffic stops, black motorists now need to fear being shot if their cars break down. Doktor Zoom News 20 Sep 2016