Is The IRS Coming To Actually Kill You, Check One Box

A helpful Wonkette factcheck, you're welcome!

Conspiracy theories

Missouri Gov Mike Parson Vows Reporter Who Found Sh*tty Coding In State Website Will PAY

Right-clicking on a public website is 'hacking' now.

Tech

Hooray! A Story About Elon Musk And Bitcoin Where You Don't Have To Pretend Either Makes Sense!

Much less like them.

Environment

Normal Minnesotans Oddly Unreceptive To Random Weirdass QAnon Mailings

You idiot! You were supposed to be redpilled, not repelled.

Post-Racial America