Everybody Wants To GTFO Of The Trump White House, So It Sucks How Big Lots Probably Won't Hire Them We wouldn't hire any of these fuckers either. Evan Hurst News 02 Mar 2018
Condoleezza Rice Can't Quiiiite Endorse Doug Jones, Who Prosecuted The Men Who Murdered Her Childhood Friend Maybe not the best time for subtlety, Condi? Robyn Pennacchia News 12 Dec 2017
Mike Pence Wanted To Grab Trump's GOP Nomination By The Pussy IT WAS GOD'S PLAN, YOU FUCKERS. Evan Hurst News 05 Dec 2017
Dammit, We Hoped Rex Tillerson Was One Of The Grown-Ups Everything is fine, we're all gonna die. Evan Hurst News 21 Feb 2017
Vladimir Putin Picks Exxon CEO Rex Tillerson For Secretary Of State, Trump Agrees Donald Trump's choice for secretary of State appears to be just another Russian hack. Doktor Zoom News 13 Dec 2016
Gen. Michael Flynn's Awful 'Pizzagate'-Promoting Son No Longer On Trump Transition Team. Now, About His Dad... Uh, guys? This could be a problem. Doktor Zoom News 06 Dec 2016
Wonkagenda: September 14, 2016 You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW! Dominic Gwinn News 14 Sep 2016
Hillary Clinton's Emails Totally Colin Powell's Fault, Why Does Colin Powell Hate America? Colin Powell advised Hillary to use her own private emails, and he probably did Benghazi too. Evan Hurst News 19 Aug 2016
