Everybody Wants To GTFO Of The Trump White House, So It Sucks How Big Lots Probably Won't Hire Them
We wouldn't hire any of these fuckers either.
02 Mar 2018
Condoleezza Rice Can't Quiiiite Endorse Doug Jones, Who Prosecuted The Men Who Murdered Her Childhood Friend
Maybe not the best time for subtlety, Condi?
12 Dec 2017
Mike Pence Wanted To Grab Trump's GOP Nomination By The Pussy
IT WAS GOD'S PLAN, YOU FUCKERS.
05 Dec 2017
Dammit, We Hoped Rex Tillerson Was One Of The Grown-Ups
Everything is fine, we're all gonna die.
21 Feb 2017
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Vladimir Putin Picks Exxon CEO Rex Tillerson For Secretary Of State, Trump Agrees
Donald Trump's choice for secretary of State appears to be just another Russian hack.
13 Dec 2016
Gen. Michael Flynn's Awful 'Pizzagate'-Promoting Son No Longer On Trump Transition Team. Now, About His Dad...
Uh, guys? This could be a problem.
06 Dec 2016
Wonkagenda: September 14, 2016
You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
14 Sep 2016
Hillary Clinton's Emails Totally Colin Powell's Fault, Why Does Colin Powell Hate America?
Colin Powell advised Hillary to use her own private emails, and he probably did Benghazi too.
19 Aug 2016
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