Everybody Wants To GTFO Of The Trump White House, So It Sucks How Big Lots Probably Won't Hire Them

We wouldn't hire any of these fuckers either.

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Mike Pence Wanted To Grab Trump's GOP Nomination By The Pussy

IT WAS GOD'S PLAN, YOU FUCKERS.

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Dammit, We Hoped Rex Tillerson Was One Of The Grown-Ups

Everything is fine, we're all gonna die.

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Vladimir Putin Picks Exxon CEO Rex Tillerson For Secretary Of State, Trump Agrees

Donald Trump's choice for secretary of State appears to be just another Russian hack.

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Gen. Michael Flynn's Awful 'Pizzagate'-Promoting Son No Longer On Trump Transition Team. Now, About His Dad...

Uh, guys? This could be a problem.

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Wonkagenda: September 14, 2016

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Hillary Clinton's Emails Totally Colin Powell's Fault, Why Does Colin Powell Hate America?

Colin Powell advised Hillary to use her own private emails, and he probably did Benghazi too.

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Swing And A HOLY SH*T! Acting Defense Sec Shanahan Out After SWEET JESUS!

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How We Doin' On That Green Energy Thing? Better Than You Might Expect!

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It's OK To Treat Trump Like A Russian Agent. The Pentagon Does.

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