Orrin Hatch Thinks You're A Stupid Fucking Idiot 'Dumbass' partisan Dems better not play games with the Supreme Court confirmation of Brett Kavanaugh! Doktor Zoom News 03 Aug 2018
Democrats Filibuster Gorsuch, Hooray! Also, Senate Doomed, So There's That. We never liked his mama, either. Doktor Zoom News 03 Apr 2017
Supreme Court Nom Neil Gorsuch: There's No 'Keep Leukemia Patients Alive' In 'Team' Such a nice, well-spoken sociopath. Doktor Zoom News 03 Apr 2017
EPA Chief Scott Pruitt, A IDIOT, Has Some Thoughts On Climate Change. They Are Idiot Thoughts It was a nice biosphere while it lasted. Doktor Zoom News 09 Mar 2017
Jeff Sessions: 'Aren't I A Good Boy For Recusing Myself? LOOK WHAT A GOOD BOY I AM!' Your Open Thread! Taking bets on when Sessions will ultimately resign, in your OPEN THREAD. Evan Hurst News 02 Mar 2017
Jeff Sessions Doing Press Conference To Announce He Did Not Have Sex With That Russian Pee Hooker LET'S WATCH IT TOGETHER! Evan Hurst News 02 Mar 2017
Oh, Jeff Sessions Met With Russian Ambassador During Campaign, Then Lied? Is That A Big Deal? Got popcorn? You're going to want popcorn. Doktor Zoom News 02 Mar 2017
Trump Labor Pick Andy Pudzer Outsources Nomination To Robot Looks like Trump may not get the grifty jerk he wanted to be Secretary of Labor. Where will he ever find another grifty jerk? Doktor Zoom News 15 Feb 2017
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
