Come On, Michael Cohen. We All Know Where This Is Going. TO JAIL! Five Dollar Feminist Russia 22 Jun 2018
Ivanka And Jared Made $82 Million Last Year, Just Like All Public Servants Do And they still probably haven't paid their damn Visa bill. Stephen Robinson Trump 12 Jun 2018
CDC Director Just Can't Quit Addiction To Cigarette Money, But Can Quit The CDC! A rare outbreak of ethics from Trump's Health and Human Services. Once they got caught. Doktor Zoom News 01 Feb 2018
Trump Letting Mystery Businessmen Tell Him How To Run America, Like God Intended If foxes aren't allowed to design the henhouses, how will we know they're a safe source of nutrition for foxes? Doktor Zoom News 07 Aug 2017
Real Estate Whiz Jared Kushner Just Wanted $500 Million From Qatar, So What Who Cares? A sketchy Kushner financing deal? Shut the front door! Doktor Zoom News 11 Jul 2017
Joe Lieberman. Door. Ass. Buh-Bye! We won't have Joe Lieberman to kick around anymore, and Donald Trump won't have him to kick around at all. Doktor Zoom Russia 26 May 2017
FBI Director Joe Lieberman? No, We Can't Possibly Drink That Much Joe Lieberman. There, we said it. Let the partying commence. Doktor Zoom News 18 May 2017
Let's Go To The Tape! Wonkagenda for May 15, 2017 Why does Trump tape himself, the alt-right rallies (for 10 minutes), and will Spicey get "You're Fired?" Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Russia 15 May 2017
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
