Mueller Eve? More Like BILL BARR'S JUSTICE-OBSTRUCTING F*CKSHOW EVE!

Everything you need to know about the release of the REDACTED Robert Mueller report tomorrow!

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Michael Cohen Has Idea: What If He Went To NOT Prison Next Month?

HAAAAAAAIL MARY!

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Trump Wants Intel Chair Adam Schiff To Resign? Sure! But First, Just One More Thing

Hello, if you have a moment, you MAY want to watch this 79 times. Or 80. You choose.

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Cool Mueller Letter From Guy Hired To Exonerate Trump, Now GIVE US THE F*CKING REPORT

All of it. Full stop. Right the fuck now.

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Trump White House: F*CK IT, WE'RE DOING THE WATERGATE THING!

Good luck with that, boys.

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The Kids Are Working On Saving Life On Earth. How About You?

We could use a little hope today.

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Facebook Is Sorry For All The Crimes It Might Have Committed

Like last time, they swear this will never happen again.

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