Kris Kobach Will Make Voting Great Again! (Offer Valid For Old White Republicans Only)
'Voting' sure was nice while it lasted.
30 Jun 2017
Senate Voting On Letting Severely Mentally Ill Folks Buy Guns, For That Well-Regulated Militia
Did anyone actually run on the 'more guns for the severely mentally ill' ticket?
14 Feb 2017
Betsy DeVos's Confirmation Hearing Was TOTAL SH*T SHOW, Let's Laugh At It!
The Democrats were SO MEAN, and it was awesome.
18 Jan 2017
Old Man Arrested Just For Grabbing Town Worker Right By The Pussy
Chris von Keyserling, a well-known Republican 'pinched' a town worker 'in the groin area.' THANKS TRUMP.
13 Jan 2017
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Your Senate Sunday: Connecticut And Hawaii Just Blued Themselves!
Let's take a look at a couple of safe Democratic Senate seats for a change. Also, an incumbent who was once falsely accused of sheep diddling.
14 Aug 2016
DNC Night Three: Let's Meet This Tim Kaine Person, Shall We? Also, Barry Bamz! A Livebloog
It's Night Three of the Democratic Convention. Let's watch together.
27 Jul 2016
Supreme Court Lets Connecticut, New York Come For Your Assault Rifles, America Finished (Again)
The Supreme Court has declined to hear appeals to laws banning the sale or possession of assault-style rifles in Connecticut and New York. Guess that issue's settled, then.
20 Jun 2016
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Trans Panicked Lady Yells At Short-Haired Gal In Walmart Restroom, Saves America
A Connecticut woman says the was called "disgusting" in a Walmart restroom by a shopper who assumed she was trans because she has short hair. Disgusting? Maybe. But COMPLETELY ADORABLE.