California Doing SEXY MEDI-CAL STUFF, Oooh, Like That! *Serge Gainsbourg riff here* Doktor Zoom Healthcare 31 May 2019
Who Will Save The Poor Guns From Tyrant Cory Booker??? America will never be Australia. But we could sure as hell be Massachusetts. Doktor Zoom Guns 07 May 2019
Chris Murphy Ready To Win Second Senate Term, Take Your Guns, Single-Payer Your Healthcare. We like this 'communist gun grabber' guy. Doktor Zoom News 19 Aug 2018
FEEL THE PAWMENTUM! Everything You Need To Know About Last Night's Primaries Dems do diversity, Minnesota Rs reject comeback by Tim Pawlenzzzzzzzzzz Doktor Zoom News 15 Aug 2018
Judge Rules Family Separation Causes Unconstitutional Trauma. You Don't Say. What part of 'illegal' doesn't Trump understand? Doktor Zoom News 16 Jul 2018
Kris Kobach Will Make Voting Great Again! (Offer Valid For Old White Republicans Only) 'Voting' sure was nice while it lasted. Doktor Zoom News 30 Jun 2017
Senate Voting On Letting Severely Mentally Ill Folks Buy Guns, For That Well-Regulated Militia Did anyone actually run on the 'more guns for the severely mentally ill' ticket? Doktor Zoom News 14 Feb 2017
Betsy DeVos's Confirmation Hearing Was TOTAL SH*T SHOW, Let's Laugh At It! The Democrats were SO MEAN, and it was awesome. Evan Hurst News 18 Jan 2017
Ilhan Omar's Challenger A QAnon-Believing, Alleged-Multiple-Offending Shoplifter On The Run From The Law Conspiracy Theories
