Ryan Zinke Loves The Trees. They're Great Cover For Shooting Baby Bears. What has nature ever done for us? Doktor Zoom Science 29 May 2018
National Parks Advisors Tell Ryan Zinke To Take Their Job And Shove It Ryan Zinke is all about 'local input.' Unless it's from a bunch of damn hippie nature lovers. Doktor Zoom Science 17 Jan 2018
Donald Trump's Disgusting Idiot Sons Can Now Kill All The Elephants They Want Can't think of any reason Trump would reverse this Obama-era policy... Oh, *that.* Doktor Zoom Science 16 Nov 2017
Obama Designates Two New National Monuments. Normal, Non-Jerk People Think This Is Great! Wednesday was a very good day for protection of the West's endangered places. Doktor Zoom News 29 Dec 2016
