Ex-Congressman Footie Pajamas So Mad Those #MeToo Ladies Ruined His Bright Career
And he would have gotten away with it too, if they hadn't made sexual harassment a BAD thing.
20 Aug 2018
Did The Deep State Murder Sean Hannity's Twitter Account? And Then Resurrect It?
Sean Hannity's Twitter account disappeared for a night and wingnut conspiracy theorists are ON IT.
27 Jan 2018
'Firefighter Prophet' Knows You Only Hate Trump Because Illuminati Shapeshifted Your DNA
This is just obviously true.
01 Sep 2017
Alex Jones Just Wants To Know Why Michelle Obama Is Hiding Her Secret Penis From Him
Just asking questions!
25 Aug 2017
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We Think We're Starting To Get Why Russia Wanted To Do Sexxx Conspiracies With Gross Donald Trump Jr.
Trump Junior's Latest Russian Conspiracy Buddy Identified!
18 Jul 2017
Trump Junior's Russian Conspiracy Meeting Was Total Fucking Clown Car, Apparently
HOW MANY RUSSIANS CAN YOU FIT IN ONE (1) TRUMP TOWER?
14 Jul 2017
The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Is Getting Weird, Y'all. A HOLY SHIT Investigation Into WHAT THE FUCK?
What's the connection between Donald Trump Jr., Marc Kasowitz, Preet Bharara, and a METRIC FUCKTON of Russians? Let's get out our Glenn Beck whiteboard!
14 Jul 2017
Trump Junior's (New) Russian Spy? Just A Russian Hacker. TOTALLY NORMAL!
DRIP DRIP DRIPPY DRIPPY SPLISH SPLASH FUCKING GO TO JAIL.
14 Jul 2017
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