Robert Mueller Just Now Getting To The Fun Part Of His Investigation
Another day, another story of GUESS WHAT ROBERT MUELLER IS DOING!
02 Mar 2018
Trump Wants To Run FAA Like Trump Shuttle. Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 26, 2018
Democrats release their Trump-Russia memo, Trump wants his personal pilot to head the FAA, Olympians wonder what the hell Ivanka does anyway. Your morning news brief!
26 Feb 2018
God Sends Cliven Bundy A Mistrial
Clearly the federal prosecutors need a refresher course at the Derek Zoolander School For Kids Who Can't Litigate Good.
21 Dec 2017
Jailbird Coal CEO Don Blankenship Running For Senate Because Dead Miners Can't Vote
If we have senators who molested little girls, why not a senator who killed 29 miners?
30 Nov 2017
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Pharma Douche Martin Shkreli Maybe Going To Jail, Definitely Going To Hell
Sadly, exile to Mars penal colony not yet an option.
04 Aug 2017
Democrats Frivolously Sue Trump And Roger Stone, Just For Conspiring To Hack All Their Shit
This lawsuit against Donald Trump's campaign is either crazy or brilliant. Let's say it's both.
14 Jul 2017
Kellyanne Conway, You Are No Bob Dylan. Or Even The INXS Guy (RIP)
Kellyanne's on the pavement, thinkin' 'bout the government.
13 Jul 2017
How Do Rightwingers React To Trump Jr.'s Emails? With Calls To Arrest Obama, Of Course!
A good old Children's Treasury of rightwing Deep Thoughts on Donald Trump Jr's emails.
12 Jul 2017
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