Gay-Hatin' Cake Nazi Wins At SCOTUS, But Religious Right Shouldn't Blow Its Wad Just Yet
This was a really shitty case, but don't worry, kids, SCOTUS didn't legalize gay bashing or anything.
04 Jun 2018
How Fun Would It Be If We Made Trump Sign The ERA???
Illinois voted to approve the Equal Rights Amendment last night -- 37 states down, one to go.
31 May 2018
DOJ Dick-Punches Devin Nunes Over Dumbass Fake Memo
Devin Nunes deserves every bit of this.
25 Jan 2018
Trump So Sad He Can't Be Tinpot Dictator Like They Have In North Korea :(
He would LOVE to use the FBI and Justice Department to punish his political enemies but GRRRR STUPID CONSTITUTION AND RULE OF LAW.
03 Nov 2017
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Obama's Gentle Parting Words To Trump: Don't Fuck It Up Too Bad, DUMBASS.
Barack Obama was much classier to Donald Trump than we would have been.
05 Sep 2017
Mike Pompeo Running CIA From Warm, Safe Office Inside Donald Trump's Butt
BREAKING NEWS: Mike Pompeo is REALLY FUCKING BAD at his job.
25 Aug 2017
Wrongly Held In ICE Jail For Three Years, Citizen? ZERO DOLLARS FOR YOU!
Don't worry, it's "entirely common!"
03 Aug 2017
Oh Hell, Let's Liveblog Sean Spicer Emerging From The Bushes And Stepping On His Dick
FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
12 May 2017
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