Missouri AG Orders County Health Dept To Do Nothing At All To Stop COVID, Hooray Freedom!

We swear we are not making this up.

Texas Supreme Court: Yeah Sure Masks Whatever, Can't We Just Ban Abortion Instead?

Schools with mask mandates safe for another fifteen minutes.

Texas Education Agency: Parents Don't Need To Know If There's A COVID Case In Their Kid's School

Head lice? That they have to inform parents about.

US Could Have Saved Almost 400,000 Lives, But Think Of The Ragin' Parties We'd Have Missed

It all balances out, doesn't it?