Criminal Joe Arpaio Very Upset Everybody Calling Him Wrong Kind Of Criminal. $300 Million, Please!

Yes, of course Larry Klayman's involved in this.

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Kris Kobach Wants You To Suck On His Fake Machine Gun

How can he trigger the libs when the gun doesn't even have a firing mechanism?

Elections

Federal Judge Tells Kris Kobach He Is So Totally Boned, Also In Contempt Of Court

Kris Kobach got spanked real good, he did.

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How Much This Federal Judge Haaaaate Kansas Vote Suppresser Kris Kobach? Maybe A Little!

The latest installment of Kris Kobach's voter-suppression clownshow is over. Sequels already in the works.

2016 State/Local Elections

Texas Judge Was On Mission FROM GOD!

If God didn't intervene in Christ's trial, why would He be so interested in a Texas court? Mysterious ways, man.

Courts

Law And Order President Pardons Joe Arpaio For Patriotically Discriminating Against Messicans

Donald Trump continues his War On Bloggers by breaking more insane news late on a Friday.

Post-Racial America

Jerk Sheriff Joe Arpaio GUILTY Of Being A Convicted Jailbird Crimer Doing Crimes!

'America's Toughest Sheriff' may be headed for a federal prison, where he can expect better treatment than at his own jail.

Cops Behaving Badly

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Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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