What's Shakin', Mitch McConnell? Does Your Life SPARK JOY? Sad turtle is sad :( Evan Hurst News 25 Jan 2019
Mitch McConnell, Cave Man Somebody's finally allowing a vote to reopen the government! Doktor Zoom Congress 23 Jan 2019
This ONE WEIRD TRICK Could End Government Shutdowns For Good Easy peasy don't-shut-the-CDC-sy! Doktor Zoom News 04 Jan 2019
GOP Senators Show Trump Who's Boss On Shutdown, Just Kidding It's Susan Collins It's not easy bein' queasy. Liz Dye Featured 04 Jan 2019
Yeah, Mexico Will Pay For It. ANY MINUTE NOW. It's your daily shitshow shutdown roundup! Liz Dye Politics 03 Jan 2019
Paul Ryan Shutting Down Government For Christmas, Old Times' Sake, And Sad Lack Of Balls Don't let the wall hit you in the ass. Liz Dye Media/Entertainment 20 Dec 2018
Trump Wants 'Dreamer' Government Shutdown? Nancy Pelosi's Got Something To Say. And Say And Say And Go, Nancy, go! Doktor Zoom News 07 Feb 2018
ARE YOU READY TO SHUTDOWN???? A Wonksplainer Of 'Yeah, No, Really, It's Republicans' Fault' Remember when Trump said he'd sign any DACA deal Congress brought him? That was 10 days ago. Doktor Zoom News 19 Jan 2018
