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Trump's losing his trade war, and 2020 gets interesting, and Facebook's go problems. Your morning news brief!

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'No Cave!' Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 22, 2019

Trump's shutdown drags on, and Rudy doesn't care what you put on his grave. Your morning news brief!

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Khashoggi murder a 'bad concept'; Trump wills a 'middle class' tax cut; and Ecuador real sick of Assange's shit. Your morning news brief!

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Trump Can't BELIEVE This White House Craphole! Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug 2., 2017

Trump disses the White House, Paul Ryan wants to build The Wall, and Rexxon wants to go back to bed. Your morning news brief.

Elections

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Deleted Comments: Didn't You Know Trump Won, So All Politics Is Now Over?

Some of you people just don't understand how democracy works: there's an election, someone wins, THE END.

Post-Racial America

Let's Watch Badasses John Lewis And Cory Booker Call Racist Jeff Sessions A Racist!

Ready to see a civil rights icon square off against...the opposite of that?

Post-Racial America

Trump's Cabinet Brings The Circus To Washington. Wonkagenda for January 10, 2017

Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!

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Wonkagenda, Tuesday 07/26/2016

Good Taco Tuesday to you, Wonkers! Here's some quick newz to digest!

Elections

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At Least Tucker Carlson Still Has His Girlish Laugh

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Kamala Harris Equal Pay Proposal Nanny State Boo Hoo Oh No WAAAH

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How's Trump Sh*tting On The Troops This Memorial Day? Get A Load Of THIS!

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Lies. Wonkagenda For Mon., May 13

Trump's losing his trade war, and 2020 gets interesting, and Facebook's go problems. Your morning news brief!

'No Cave!' Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 22, 2019

Trump's shutdown drags on, and Rudy doesn't care what you put on his grave. Your morning news brief!

Trump Can't BELIEVE This White House Craphole! Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug 2., 2017

Trump disses the White House, Paul Ryan wants to build The Wall, and Rexxon wants to go back to bed. Your morning news brief.

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

Deleted Comments: Didn't You Know Trump Won, So All Politics Is Now Over?

Some of you people just don't understand how democracy works: there's an election, someone wins, THE END.

Let's Watch Badasses John Lewis And Cory Booker Call Racist Jeff Sessions A Racist!

Ready to see a civil rights icon square off against...the opposite of that?

Trump's Cabinet Brings The Circus To Washington. Wonkagenda for January 10, 2017

Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!

Wonkagenda, Tuesday 07/26/2016

Good Taco Tuesday to you, Wonkers! Here's some quick newz to digest!

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At Least Tucker Carlson Still Has His Girlish Laugh

Old White Guys Try To Explain Abortion

Kamala Harris Equal Pay Proposal Nanny State Boo Hoo Oh No WAAAH

How's Trump Sh*tting On The Troops This Memorial Day? Get A Load Of THIS!

A Mid-Day Heartwarmer Of Everybody Hates Kris Kobach

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An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!

Brett Kavanaugh Just Made Susan Collins A Liar

ENTIRE SENATE TELLS DONALD TRUMP TO GO EAT A F*CK