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Corey Lewandowski Declines To Run For Senate In New Hampshire, Declares Flawless Victory In related news, your Wonkette has withdrawn our name from consideration from the Miss America contest. Liz Dye 2020 Congressional Elections 02 Jan 2020
Congressman From 'Hee Haw' Will Ride Devin Nunes's Cow Into This Week's Trump Impeachment Hearings It's like if Foghorn Leghorn had unprotected sex with some bath salts and Doug Collins was their baby. Evan Hurst Impeachment 02 Dec 2019
Trump Generously Volunteers To Pay Fine Imposed By Court On His Scam Charity Liz is MAD ABOUT A THING. Liz Dye 2016 Presidential Election 08 Nov 2019
Turns Out There's A Limit To Bill Barr's Trump Fluffery, GIVE HIM A SNAUSAGE! Do not congratulate. Evan Hurst Ukraine 07 Nov 2019
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