Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

And then he got all his aides to praise his very calm and stable genius demeanor. Totally normal!

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One Million Former Prosecutors Agree Trump Is A F*cking Criminal

OK, maybe the letter doesn't have 'one million' signatories yet. Check back at lunch.

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Quick, Nobody Do Anything About Russia Ratf*cking 2020 Election For Trump, HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT IT

In which Kirstjen Nielsen tries to make Kirstjen Nielsen look good, but also, yeah, see above.

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Trumpy, Unf*ckable, And Shunned By Polite Society? DC's Hottest Club Is ...

It doesn't actually sound like a very hot club.

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Meow Hiss Claws Out For Rudy Giuliani!

But who else is gonna take that job?

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Can This Idiot David Bossie Win Rose As Trump's Forever Chief Of Staff?

SOMEBODY'S gotta replace John Kelly, and whoops nobody wants the job!

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George Papadopoulos Stops By A Bunch Of TV Cameras On His Way To Jail

Is Jeff Sessions a big perjurer from Perjure-town? MAYBE!

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