July Unemployment Report Here, EVERYTHING FINE NOW HOORAY

Whew, thank God that's all over.

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Nice Time! Your Hippie 'Wind' And 'Solar' Gonna Murder Fracking DEAD

Just as long as short-sighted greedheads aren't running everything. Uh-oh.

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President Dipshit Sends Barcelona Thoughts, Prayers, Racist Email Forwards About Pigs' Blood

Hey you guys, Trump's pig blood story is complete bullshit. Can you believe it?

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