Beto, Let's Get It Out Of Our System Now: COCK DICK MOTHERF*CKER SH*T BONER ASSWHISTLE! Your Democratic debate preview! Evan Hurst Featured 12 Sep 2019
CNN Did A Democrat Climate Thing And It Was Pretty Good! The part where Amy Klobuchar ate a supercharged V-6 engine onstage was cool, too. Doktor Zoom Environment 05 Sep 2019
BEHAAAAVE YOURSELVES, It's The Dems' Climate Change Town Hall! Stupid Democrats, it's probably snowing somewhere RIGHT NOW. Doktor Zoom Environment 04 Sep 2019
Bernie Sanders And The Case Of The Absolutely True Campaign Message, You Fact Checker DICKS. These guys again. Doktor Zoom Journamalism 04 Sep 2019
Texas Gunman Failed Background Check, Ipso Facto MOAR GUNZ NOW Laws against shooting people don't work either, so might as well get rid of those too. Doktor Zoom Guns 03 Sep 2019
Next Democratic Debate (Probably) Only One Night, Thanks Tulsi Gabbard And Tom Steyer! PRAISE THE LORD. Evan Hurst News 28 Aug 2019
All These Democrat Criminal Justice Reform Plans Is A COP! Just teasing, lots of good ideas in here! Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 23 Aug 2019
GOP Fine With Philly Cops Getting Shot, Because Gun Lives Matter The gun is good! The cop is expendable! Doktor Zoom Guns 16 Aug 2019
Inspector General Had 'Urgent' Whistleblower Report For Congress. You'll Never Guess Who Broke The Law To Bury It! Congress
