Michelle Obama Can Tell Barack's Is Bigger Than Trump's Just By Looking At It NOT THEIR DICKS, YOU PERVERTS. Evan Hurst News 16 Nov 2018
Now Is The Time For Jeff Flake To STFU And Go Away He's still not sure he believes Brett Kavanaugh, OH WELL NO BIG DEAL WE GUESS! Evan Hurst News 24 Oct 2018
Do Right-Wingers Just Not Understand How Buying In Bulk Works? We need a political analysis of Costco customers, stat. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 05 Apr 2018
Is Rachel Brand Just Totally Selfish, Or Is She A Fucking Coward Too? Justice Department is HAAAAAARD, YOU GUYS. Evan Hurst News 12 Feb 2018
Dinesh D'Souza Saves America From Liberal Nazis! By Rearranging Books In A Costco No Nazi! No Nazi! YOU'RE the Nazi! Doktor Zoom News 14 Aug 2017
Dear RNC: Stop Bitching About Last Night's Debate Questions. You Sound Like A Idiot. Evan Hurst News 29 Oct 2015
