CDC Director: Shark's Still Out There, Could We Not Open Beaches Just Yet? At least the new mayor agrees. (OK, Amity island didn't have a Florida.) Doktor Zoom coronavirus 30 Mar 2021
We Got 99 Problems, And COVID-19 Is A Lot Of Them! It's Your Sunday Show Rundown! Michael Mora coronavirus 06 Jul 2020
CDC Chief Says Actual COVID-19 Infections Ten Times Higher, No Big Deal But it's an estimate, so Fox News can disregard it. Doktor Zoom coronavirus 26 Jun 2020
591 Workers At Tyson Pork Plant Test Positive For Covid-19. Is That Bad? It Sounds Like It Could Be Bad. But what do we know? Maybe a quarter of the workforce being infected is good. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 04 Jun 2020