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It's Like Yelp, But For Chickensh*t Trump Snowflakes Who Need Their Mommy

Are you a HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS Trump voter, but you're scared of getting murdered all the time every time you try to go out to dinner? There's an app for that!

Roy Moore And Mitch McConnell Are Fighting, And We Can Hear Steve Bannon's Giggly Jizz Yelping From Here

The good news is that this will probably not end well for Bannon.

Godly Christians Reassure A Troubled America That Jesus Still Totally Hates Fags

Father, forgive the motherfuckers who signed the Nashville Statement, for they know not what they do.

Salt-Of-The-Earth Trump Racist Stephen Miller Lives In VERY SEXXXY 'COSMOPOLITAN BIAS' DC DIGS!

Stephen Miller is JUST LIKE YOU, deplorable Trump supporters!

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Everybody Hates Donald Trump, Even Stupid Fox News Polls

XXX poll porn coming at YOUR FACE.

Stupid Fox News Judge Napolitano Telling Stupid Trump About 'Wire Tapps' Through The TV Again

Hey, maybe Trump will use this to start another embarrassing international incident!

Your Official Guide On Hounding Trump Regime Losers EVERYWHERE THEY GO

Look what happened to Stupid Betsy DeVos this morning. Just LOOK at it.

Donald Trump Just Wants MSNBC's Katy Tur To Know SOMETHING IS HAPPENING, KATY!

Wonkette has reached out to Katy Tur to find out if she knows something is happening, Katy.

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