These Dicks Are Buying Up Your Alt-Weeklies And Turning Them Into National Review Or Some Shit

Keep an eye on the institutions YOU love, because these libertarian pieces of shit are coming for all of them.

Post-Racial America

Florida Sheriff Is Cat 5 Asshole

What Hurricane Irma really needs is a 'git tuff' sheriff aching for five minutes on Hannity.

Vogon Poetry To Dominate Trump Inauguration. You Have Been Warned

What's the difference between a cub scout meeting and the Trump Inaugural? The cub scouts have adult supervision.