The Week In Garbage Men: Tony Robbins, Ted Nugent And Your New Roommate Walk Into A Bar And, yes, some MGTOWs. Plus, your OPEN THREAD! Robyn Pennacchia Featured 07 Apr 2018
These Dicks Are Buying Up Your Alt-Weeklies And Turning Them Into National Review Or Some Shit Keep an eye on the institutions YOU love, because these libertarian pieces of shit are coming for all of them. Rebecca Schoenkopf News 04 Dec 2017
Florida Sheriff Is Cat 5 Asshole What Hurricane Irma really needs is a 'git tuff' sheriff aching for five minutes on Hannity. Doktor Zoom News 08 Sep 2017
Vogon Poetry To Dominate Trump Inauguration. You Have Been Warned What's the difference between a cub scout meeting and the Trump Inaugural? The cub scouts have adult supervision. Doktor Zoom News 17 Jan 2017
Someone Keeps Tricking Trump Into Partnering With Con Artists! The 'Trump Institute' was a totally different con than 'Trump University.' Why does this keep happening to him??? Evan Hurst News 29 Jun 2016
Arizona's 'F*ck Islam' Hero Selling Motorcycle To Buy More Guns, Obviously Doktor Zoom News 11 Jun 2015
Top Staffer For Republican Senator Resigns In Ginormous Sexxytimes Scandal! Doktor Zoom News 06 Apr 2015
Ilhan Omar's Challenger A QAnon-Believing, Alleged-Multiple-Offending Shoplifter On The Run From The Law Conspiracy Theories
