The Week In Garbage Men: Tony Robbins, Ted Nugent And Your New Roommate Walk Into A Bar And, yes, some MGTOWs. Plus, your OPEN THREAD! Robyn Pennacchia Featured 07 Apr 2018
These Dicks Are Buying Up Your Alt-Weeklies And Turning Them Into National Review Or Some Shit Keep an eye on the institutions YOU love, because these libertarian pieces of shit are coming for all of them. Rebecca Schoenkopf Post-Racial America 04 Dec 2017
Florida Sheriff Is Cat 5 Asshole What Hurricane Irma really needs is a 'git tuff' sheriff aching for five minutes on Hannity. Doktor Zoom Cops Behaving Badly 08 Sep 2017
Vogon Poetry To Dominate Trump Inauguration. You Have Been Warned What's the difference between a cub scout meeting and the Trump Inaugural? The cub scouts have adult supervision. Doktor Zoom News 17 Jan 2017
Someone Keeps Tricking Trump Into Partnering With Con Artists! The 'Trump Institute' was a totally different con than 'Trump University.' Why does this keep happening to him??? Evan Hurst News 29 Jun 2016
Arizona's 'F*ck Islam' Hero Selling Motorcycle To Buy More Guns, Obviously Doktor Zoom Featured 11 Jun 2015
Top Staffer For Republican Senator Resigns In Ginormous Sexxytimes Scandal! Doktor Zoom Featured 06 Apr 2015
Corey Lewandowski And Impeachment Hearings? RIGHT NOW? Someone Should Have Mentioned! A Liveblog. News
Manhattan DA Cyrus Vance Will Take Trump's Tax Returns Now, Because THIS IS NEW YORK, BITCH lawsplainer
