Bible-Banging Buffoon Blasts Boston-Married Bulldaggers, Bronies

DEPRAVED PASTEL LESBIAN HORSES, PEOPLE

Trump Declares War On GOP For Jesus. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 16, 2017

Trump brings back Christmas, Bannon goes to war, Trump can't wait to 'You're Fired' SCOTUS Democrats. Your morning news brief.

Glenn Beck Yelling At Bill Nye About Noah's Ark, Because Science

Glenn Beck briefly surfaced from complete obscurity to try to bair Bill Nye the Science Guy into an argument about Noah's Ark. It was sad.

Happy 55th Birthday, President Obama! Check Out These Badass Senior Discounts We Found You!

We are just being silly, Obama is not old! But he does qualify for a bunch of good deals, and we think he'd be a fool to pass them up.