Bible-Banging Buffoon Blasts Boston-Married Bulldaggers, Bronies DEPRAVED PASTEL LESBIAN HORSES, PEOPLE Doktor Zoom News 13 Jun 2019
New Mexico Lets Jesus Ride Dinosaur Right Into Revamped 'Science' Classes Do kids really need to know anything about 'evolution' or 'climate change' or 'gravity'? Will they ever really USE it? Doktor Zoom News 18 Sep 2017
Creationist Ken Ham Cannot Believe The Washington Post Would Lie About Dinosaurs Ken Ham is right for the first time ever in his whole life. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 02 Jan 2017
Kentucky Announces Plan To Bible The Everloving Sh*t Out Of 2017 2016 was the Year Of The Bible in Kentucky! And 2017 is the Year Of The Bible too! Evan Hurst News 22 Dec 2016
Dumb Kentucky 'Noah's Ark' Lit Up In Rainbows For Christmas, To Stick It To The Queers TAKE THAT, YOU HOMOSEXUALS. Evan Hurst News 21 Dec 2016
Glenn Beck Yelling At Bill Nye About Noah's Ark, Because Science Glenn Beck briefly surfaced from complete obscurity to try to bair Bill Nye the Science Guy into an argument about Noah's Ark. It was sad. Doktor Zoom News 05 Aug 2016
Ohio School 'Science' Video Made By Weirdo Islamic Sex-Fiend Creationist. Wonkette Torn. Schools in Youngstown, Ohio, are teaching 'Intelligent design,' using videos from a nutty Islamic creationist. Maybe Islamophobia and anti-science stupidity will cancel each other out. Doktor Zoom News 16 May 2016
