Nice Time: Elijah Cummings Left A Gift For Maryland Youth How does he keep on impressing us like that? Doktor Zoom Nice Time 02 Jan 2020
Everything About President Dickless's TANKS GO VRRROOOM! Fourth Of July Party Is Pathetic, Illegal, Or Both Make America Pyongyang Again! Evan Hurst News 03 Jul 2019
Judy Riuliani Is Not As Think As You Drunk He Is (Allegedly! BURRRRRRP!) Oh boy! Evan Hurst News 13 Dec 2018
Acting A.G. Meatball Preps For Congressional Colonoscopy Is that a polyp, or just corruption? Liz Dye Politics 21 Nov 2018
Scott Pruitt Gonna Need A Chick-Fil-A Job For HIMSELF, Because He Is Now Unemployed Seriously, what the fuck was the last straw? Did somebody cut open his dirty Trump hotel jizz mattress and find it was literally full of taxpayer money he stole? Evan Hurst News 05 Jul 2018
Steven Mnuchin Has Million-Dollar Military Jet Habit He had some ethics, they were clouds in his coffee, clouds in his coffee. Doktor Zoom News 16 Mar 2018
The Daily Caller Has A New Mommyblogger, It Is Just OLEG DERIPASKA, No Big! You have got to be fucking kidding us right now. Evan Hurst News 09 Mar 2018
We Need To Talk About Dick Van Dyke And His Collection Of Animatronic Dick Van Dykes Media/Entertainment
