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And a longing for the sweet release of death.

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And it's kind of sweet sometimes?!?!

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Guess Who (NRA) Told Americans (NRA) To Use Guns (NRA) To Stop George Soros (NRA) In 2006?

Hint: It was the National Rifle Association! (NRA!)

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Plucky Maine Library Decides Not To Censor Own 'Banned Books' Display

Meta-censorship crisis narrowly averted!

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Liveblogging Bill Barr's Boot Scootin' MAGA Rally, We Mean Press Conference

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