Didn't We Recently Tell Kirstjen Nielsen To Go Fuck Herself? WELL, IT'S TIME FOR THE REMIX!

Also? FUCK YOU.

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Liveblogging Ourselves Getting Drunk For The Next Eight Hours Because OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLY SHIT

TONIGHT WE DRINK, TOMORROW WE FIGHT.

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Seven-Year-Old Girl Terribly Pleased With New Artificial Leg And You Will Be, Too

Have a great big smile and enjoy your OPEN THREAD.

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