Is THIS The Trump/Russian/Israeli/Emirati/Saudi Arabian Ratf*cking Robert Mueller Is Looking For? Hell If We Know! We are beyond ready for Mueller to show us the solution to the jigsaw puzzle, because WTF. Evan Hurst News 14 Feb 2019
Trump's Best Russian Spy Buddy Felix Sater? You Mean GREATEST AMERICAN HERO Felix Sater! Also he is MICHAEL COHEN'S BIGGEST RUSSIAN SPY BUDDY! Evan Hurst News 12 Mar 2018
The 562,829 Best Times Paul Manafort And Rick Gates Were SUCH A IDIOT In Robert Mueller's Latest Indictments Oh my GOD these guys are so fucked. Evan Hurst News 23 Feb 2018
Paul Manafort Has Three Passports, Couple Of Visas, Don't Even Know His Real Name Robert Mueller is just trying to make sure these wayward boys don't run away to RUSSIA or something. Evan Hurst News 01 Nov 2017
Is Robert Mueller Wiping His Ass With Trump's Tax Returns RIGHT NOW? Sure, Maybe! Mueller has reportedly teamed up with the Criminal Investigation unit of the IRS. Uh oh, Trump and Manafort! Evan Hurst News 01 Sep 2017
John McCain Will Punch Cancer In The Face. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 20, 2017 John McCain ready to keep kicking ass, Trump gives another INSANE interview, and zombie TrumpCare tries one last scare. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 20 Jul 2017
Donald Trump's Lawyers Wrote A Letter About All His Russian Money, And It Is ADORABLE How were we so foolish as to think Trump has weird Russian financial ties? DERP. Evan Hurst News 12 May 2017
Shit Show Trash Fire 'Twilight' Extra Donald Trump Jr. Is A Model Now Donald Trump Jr. is about to make you moist. Evan Hurst News 17 Apr 2017
