Hey Aaron Schock, What'd You Find Down That Dude's Pants At Coachella? DICK, I RECKON! Evan Hurst News 17 Apr 2019
Your Senate Sunday: Oregon's Ron Wyden Probably Not In Much Danger From 'Blah Blah Blah' Dude U.S. Senator Ron Wyden probably won't have to worry about losing his seat to a perennial Oregon candidate who's most famous for storming out of a candidate forum. Doktor Zoom News 04 Sep 2016
Obama Shoves Trans Equality Down Military's Throat, Military Salutes And Says Yessir Is there anything left for the military to discriminate against, or is this the last one? We think it's the last one! Doktor Zoom News 01 Jul 2016
Sexxxy Barack Obama Throatcramming America With Gayness. Again! You know he's only issuing gay pride proclamations because he's a secret cocaine hooker. Evan Hurst News 01 Jun 2016
Retired Wingnut Gen. Boykin Says Military Would Like To Kill Obama, But Guesses It's Not Constitutional Though Kaili Joy Gray News 02 Nov 2013
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