Who Put These Pubes All Over My First Amendment? Remember when 'conservatives' hated 'frivolous lawsuits'? Rebecca Schoenkopf News 06 May 2019
Fox News Decided To Spare America From Thinking Of Donald Trump Boning Porn Star Before Election Why would Fox have killed this story just before the election? Truly, a quandary. Doktor Zoom News 19 Jan 2018
Anthony Scaramucci Still Fired, An Asshole The real question: How much did Scaramucci pay people to say he was saying this? Doktor Zoom News 02 Jan 2018
Goodbye MAGA Doug, Rootin'-Tootinest Trump Troll In The Whole Wide World Who you gonna believe, 30 witnesses or 'MAGA Doug'? Jennifer Mendelsohn News 15 Nov 2017
Russia Tried To Start A Black 'War On Christmas,' And IT. WAS. ADORABLE. Russia tried to incite a black people War on Christmas. Vlad fail! Rebecca Schoenkopf 2016 Presidential Election 31 Oct 2017
This Right Here Is Some Sexist Bullshit About ... Omarosa? Okay, Omarosa. West Wing MRAs are boring, whiny, delicate flowers. Rebecca Schoenkopf News 13 Sep 2017
Team Trump SO MAD Sneaky Russian Photographer Took Sneaky Russian Photos Like A Sneak A picture is worth a thousand whines. Doktor Zoom News 12 May 2017
2016 Was One Heck Of A Year For The Journamalisms! 2016 was a surprisingly good year for some surprisingly good journalism. Doktor Zoom News 31 Dec 2016
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
