Arrivals, Departures, Resistance No Dear Shitferbrains this week. We've got a whole Shitferbrains administration to deal with instead. Doktor Zoom News 29 Jan 2017
Trump's LOW RATINGS Attention Grab. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 25, 2017 Trump threatens Chicago, science geeks protect their pockets, and Republicans plot what to burn next. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 25 Jan 2017
Army Corps Of Engineers Tells Dakota Access Pipeline Developers To Go Lay Pipe Somewhere Else The Army Corps of Engineers finally doesn't fuck something up. (Yes, we remember Katrina.) Doktor Zoom News 05 Dec 2016
Well Of Course Donald Trump Stands To Make Money From Dakota Pipeline. Stop Acting Surprised! Protests against Big Oil? How quaint. Doktor Zoom News 29 Nov 2016
Good News! 'Democracy Now!' Host Amy Goodman Won't Go To Jail For Doing Reporter Stuff Stupid First Amendment even covers troublemaking journalists. Who knew? Doktor Zoom News 18 Oct 2016
Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day, Native Americans, The DC Court Gave You This Pipeline! Hell of a way to mark Indigenous Peoples' Day. Doktor Zoom News 11 Oct 2016
Barack Obama Stopped A Pipeline On Native Lands And All He Got Was This Silly Hat Sure, it's a serious ritual of respect and welcome. But looka the funny hat! Doktor Zoom News 28 Sep 2016
Nice Time! Obama Administration Cavalry Comes, Puts Hold On North Dakota Pipeline It's a win/lose day for opponents of the Dakota Access Pipeline -- but it could be leaning toward 'win.' Doktor Zoom News 09 Sep 2016
