Trump Commemorates 9/11 By Whining Like A Goddamn Baby, What A Shock #NeverForget! Evan Hurst News 11 Sep 2018
But Donald Trump Jr.'s Russian Emails! Dear LORD, His Fuckin' Russian Emails! Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already? Evan Hurst Russia 08 Dec 2017
Trump Dims Hanukkah Lights. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 8, 2017 Trump-Russia denials get absurd, Erik Prince has a power point for his private army, and Trump doesn't invite Jews to Hanukkah. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn Elections 08 Dec 2017
Hang On, Trump And McConnell Still Beating Shit Out Of Each Other Over Obamacare Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell are having an old man slapfight. It's a shame they can't both lose! Oh, wait.... THEY CAN! Five Dollar Feminist Elections 10 Aug 2017
You're All Making Princess Ivanka SO Sad! Wonkagenda for Mon., June 12, 2017 The Senate Intel Committee wants to hear from everyone, DC and Maryland are suing Trump, and Princess Ivanka has a sad. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Elections 12 Jun 2017
SHOCKER! Donald Trump Stuck His Stubby Fingers In Kids-Cancer-Charity Pie There may be a non-grifty adult member of the Trump family, but we haven't found 'em yet. Doktor Zoom News 07 Jun 2017
Team Trump Marks 6 Months Since Election By Reminding Us Trump Won. Did You Know He Won? He Won. Breaking: Trump still won the election. Stay tuned for updates on his having won. Doktor Zoom Elections 09 May 2017
Mike Flynn Dumped By Trump! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 14, 2017 Mike Flynn falls from grace, Joe Scarborough has a love problem, and super nerds save data! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Culture 14 Feb 2017
Brian Kemp Whines Stacey Abrams Won't Excuse Him From Debate To Go Lick Trump's Balls 2018 State and Local Elections
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
