'I Am Not A Crook.' Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 11, 2018

Trump has 'no Plan B,' and wants to shut the government down over his goddamn wall. Your morning news brief!

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'An Angry Mob.' Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 9, 2018

We're all a bunch of angry sodomites, Trump greenlights greenhouse gasses, and Google won't make killer robots. Your morning news brief!

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What FBI Investigation? Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 1, 2018

Republicans have no Plan B, Trump inks a new NAFTA, and the FCC sues California. Your morning news brief!

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The 154th Mass Shooting. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 29, 2018

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Scott Pruitt, Superfund Site! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 6, 2018

Scott Pruitt is way more fucked up than we thought, Trump wants MORE tariffs, and Peggy Noonan misses good negros. Your morning news brief.

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Equifax Real Sorry It Let Hackers Steal Your Driver's License, But It's Not Their Fault.

Remember how Equifax lost your Social Security numbers? Well, that's not all they lost!

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Hackers Are Holding All The Voter Rolls In California Hostage

Empty your wallets or you'll never see your precious elections ever again.

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IRS Should Cut Out Equifax Middleman, Give Taxpayer-Verification Contract Straight To Wikileaks

Oh, this is rich.

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Paul Manafort Celebrates 70th Birthday With Loved Ones APRIL FOOLS HE'S IN PRISON

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GOP'S Secret Healthcare Plan Is That It Has No Healthcare Plan

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Fraudy Sovereign Citizen Dude Loves Cats, Fraud

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Jerry Nadler To Bill Barr: IT'S SUBPOENA-THIRTY, MOTHERF*CKER!

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