Like A Rocket. Wonkagenda For Fri., July 12, 2019 Immigration raids, 2020 policies, and Trump tweets live on stage. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 12 Jul 2019
'Endless Wars.' Wonkagenda For Fri., June 21, 2019 Trump pulls out (for once), Roy Moore's back, and baby jails are filthy. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 21 Jun 2019
Citizen Shoots Up DC Pizza Place To Investigate Hillary Clinton's Child Sex Ring, As One Does. Fake News begets real news, which begets fake news that real news is fake. Doktor Zoom News 05 Dec 2016
Rightwing Rag Gonna Make Some Sh*t Up At You About How Hillary And Bernie Are Beefing There's less than no 'there' there. Doktor Zoom News 03 Oct 2016
Donald Trump And Rudy Giuliani Playing 'Adulterous Slut' Card Against Hillary Clinton. Really. Hey remember all those times Trump and Giuliani banged mistresses while they were married to other ladies? Evan Hurst News 27 Sep 2016
Rick Santorum Beated Up Whoopi Goldberg And ISIS, Will Be Toughest President Evan Hurst News 05 Nov 2015
GOP's New Math Will Cut Your Taxes And Bankrupt America, So Basically A Wash Beth Ethier News 30 Dec 2014
Trump: DURRRRRRRRR ADAM SCHIFF WHISTLEBLOWER PHONY EMOLUMENTS OBAMA NETFLIX? OBAMA NETFLIX?!?!?! Trump
