Your 2016 Definitely Happy And Not At All Sad DANCE PARTY HALLELUJAH HOORAY! Evan Hurst News 31 Dec 2016
What's Up With How 'Teen Vogue' Is So Badass Lately? Update your bookmarks, because the teen girl magazine is writing some VERY IMPORTANT STUFF these days! Evan Hurst News 12 Dec 2016
Kid Rock Just Too Hilarious For Us Liberals To Understand! Kid Rock is selling some VERY ORIGINAL shirts that call blue states 'Dumbfuckistan.' HA HA! Evan Hurst News 07 Dec 2016
A Heartbreaking Tale Of Obama-Hatin' Militia Buddies Murdering Each Other In The Face Evan Hurst News 15 Jan 2016
Wonkette's Playlist Of Our Hero David Bowie, Just For One Day And Forever Evan Hurst News 11 Jan 2016
Ilhan Omar's Challenger A QAnon-Believing, Alleged-Multiple-Offending Shoplifter On The Run From The Law Conspiracy Theories
