Tucker Carlson Getting Sued For *Actual* BESMIRCH STATEMENTS You go, girl! Liz Dye 2016 Presidential Election 05 Dec 2019
Congress To Hold Hearings On How Gross Trump's Yeti Pubes Really Are Just no visual aids of the Mario Kart dick, please. The whole world is trying to eat lunch right now. Evan Hurst News 04 Sep 2019
Hey Hope Hicks! Jerry Nadler Would Like To See You In His Office. Did Hopey LIE TO CONGRESS? It sure seems like that's a possibility that has not been ruled out! Evan Hurst News 19 Jul 2019
Yep, Michael Cohen Is A Criminal. Sounds Like His Boss And Hope Hicks Are Too! All of these fuckers should be in prison. Evan Hurst News 18 Jul 2019
​Subpoena-Thirty Just Got A Li'l Bit More Interesting, Motherf*ckers! NO EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE! NO EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE! YOU ARE THE EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE! Evan Hurst News 10 Jul 2019
One Million Former Prosecutors Agree Trump Is A F*cking Criminal OK, maybe the letter doesn't have 'one million' signatories yet. Check back at lunch. Evan Hurst News 07 May 2019
Hedge Fund Orders Pecker To Take A Little Off The Top It's a forced sale of the National Enquirer! What were you pervs thinking? Liz Dye 2016 Presidential Election 11 Apr 2019
Terry Crews Throws Gabrielle Union From Back Of The Bus Into Oncoming Path Of Another Bus Media/Entertainment
Man Who Has Almost Definitely Paid For His Share Of Abortions Gives Speech At Forced Birth Rally Feminininism
