What Are Moscow Mitch's Old Staffers Doing In This Story About Kentucky's Russian Aluminums? That's Weird! He couldn't be more Moscow Mitch-y if he tried. Evan Hurst News 02 Aug 2019
Ben Carson's Back And There's Gonna Be Trouble! Wonkagenda For Wed., May 22, 2019 IRS lawyers check Trump's privilege, the Pentagon is iffy on Iran, and Ben Carson has a snack attack. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 22 May 2019
Anti-Abortion, Right-Wing Hack Wendy Vitter Ready To Judge You PROFESSIONALLY Because everything is terrible. Stephen Robinson Courts 16 May 2019
Trump Judge Nom Wendy Vitter: Was Segregation BAD? That Is For Her To Know And To Also Not Tell You! Plus: Does being on birth control mean you'll get murdered? Don't ask Wendy Vitter! She ain't sayin'! Wonderbitch News 13 Apr 2018
Hey You Sad, Sulking Liberals, Get Off Your Asses And DO THIS. Let's get Louisiana Democrat Foster Campbell in the Senate, to fight against Trump Louisiana-style! Evan Hurst News 16 Nov 2016
Senate Sunday: Louisiana Won't Be Electing David Duke To US Senate. Sorry Racist Scumbags! Son of a gun, too many idiots run, on the Bayou. Doktor Zoom News 02 Oct 2016
Fox News's Laura Ingraham Has Diaper Fantasies, And They Are Disgusting Laura Ingraham can't wait to poop her pants. Don't you want to sit next to her? Evan Hurst News 30 Jun 2016
Wonkette's Favorite Half-Nutso Louisiana Cop Running For Congress, Hooray! Wonkette is strangely in love with this tough-talking but oddly compassionate Louisiana cop. We're not sure he's really cut out to serve in Congress, but that's never stopped any candidate before. Doktor Zoom News 20 May 2016
Matt Gaetz Demands Senator Richard Burr's Ouster For Stock Dumping. Must Be That Time Of The Month Again. Congress
